Anyone for some Bacon scented undies???

Just in time for the holidays, Bacon Scented underwear!!! Leave it to the Canadians to make money on our unusual fashion trends. Come to find out, 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex. And now, you can own your own pair of Bacon scented undies for only $19.99. The company responsible, J & D’s, says that depending on how often you wash your new underwear, the Bacon scent could last up to 6 months! One caller this morning suggests that you shouldn’t wear them in the woods because they could potentially attract bears, and for mail men to avoid them because of their conflict with mans best friend. Instead of wasteful stocking stuffers this year, give them the gift of bacon, bacon underwear.

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