When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play

When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play on Sunday I have to find fun and not so much fun things to do. First when the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I don’t wake up early to catch all the different football shows saying the Cowboys aren’t the best team in football. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can catch up with shows I have on my TiVO. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can watch movies I never thought about watching and wonder why I wasted an hour and a half watching said movie. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can cook all day and experiment with the food I’m making. You know I usually make it this way, Welllll the Cowboys are off why don’t I make it this way instead? I made chicken/turkey and dumplings, chicken wings and lasagna. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can wash all the dishes I messed up cooking. I can do the laundry that has piled up during the last few days. I can go to the grocery store and grab a few things. I can say “Hi” to fellow Cowboy fans wearing team gear at the store. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can sit on the front porch and watch the leaves fall off the trees. I’m waiting for the first big freeze so the leaves will all fall off at the same time instead of a little at a time. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can get the hose out and wash the truck off because of all the birds in the trees that still have all the leaves. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I can pull out the old Playstation games and play them again, but without the expertise I used to play them with. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play do I want to tackle the honey do’s around the house. Do I want to clean out the shed, the extra bedrooms, Do I want to find out what that smell is coming out of the kid’s room and do I have to clean it myself? Do I throw away the bed frame so nothing can be thrown under the bed? Whether the Cowboys don’t play or are playing I’m still the one that has to go out with a rubber glove and a plastic bag and clean up after my three dogs. When the Dallas Cowboys don’t play I have way too much time to kill. Guess what the Cowboys will be off this Sunday too because they have a Thursday date with the Minnesota Vikings. Then they’ll play a late game on the following Sunday. Somebody help me!

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