Dumb Criminal Shoots Own Wiener After Robbing Hot Dog Stand

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A 19-year-old named Terrion held up a hot dog stand in Chicago at gunpoint a couple weeks ago, and demanded the employees hand over all their cash. After getting the money, Terrion went to tuck his gun into the front of his waistband, and accidentally shot himself in the groin.

Apparently not appreciative of the irony involved in shooting his own weenie at a hot dog stand, he reportedly attempted to run away, but collapsed and was arrested. He faces two felony counts of robbery while armed with a firearm. No word on how much damage the criminal caused himself, but something tells me it’s worse than any amount of jail time he might be sentenced to.