Crews working at the old Dayton’s department store in Minneapolis last week found a mummified monkey in an air duct on the seventh floor of the hundred-year-old building. Nobody’s quite sure how it ended up in the air duct, but somebody said they’d heard a monkey escaped from a pet store on the eighth floor back in the 1960s.
An eleven-year-old boy yodeled Hank Williams’ “Lovesick Blues” at a Walmart in Illinois a couple weeks ago. Somebody recorded it on their phone, and thanks to the boy, lots of people have rediscovered the song. “Lovesick Blues” currently sits at number 24 on Spotify’s Global Viral 50 chart.
Federal authorities in Atlanta seized about 500 Disney wax figurines, shipped to Georgia from Mexico. Each one was filled with about a pound of methamphetamine. That means Mickey Mouse was packing about $2 million worth of Meth.