What is the standard answer police officers get when they ask how many drinks have you had. I would bet it’s two. Florida man Timothy Kepke told officers he only had a couple beers and wasn’t drunk when he enticed an alligator, that his friend Noah Osborne caught, to bite his right forearm. Kepke then poured a beer into the gators mouth which made it more aggressive. The men later released the reptile alive.
The men had video evidence of their crime, they were tracked down and were charged with wildlife endangerment.