REAL LIFE LOVE STORIES
We can’t stand the idea that someone could be missing out on the LOVE OF THEIR LIFE. That’s why each week, we go to Craig’s List to find these ALMOST LOVE STORIES that touch out hearts, like these:
This may be crazy but here goes. I’m 59, divorced, self- employed, educated, attractive, articulate and I know right from wrong. I want to grow old with you sitting on our Pasadena Porch, taking vacations, road trips and just enjoying each other.
It’s NOT ok to send pictures of your private parts. I’m a professional business woman who’d prefer you not put your bits out there for anyone to see…
If you’re NOT willing to close your dating sites and tell the ladies you’ve BEEN talking to that you met someone then I am not the girl for you.
I will never say NO,,,. I’ll keep it ‘ ‘turnt”‘up for you baby. But if you need more than me… keep it moving honey!! I ain’t the one.
We sat next to each other at the courthouse. I asked you for the time (even though there was already a clock in the room). I think we were both pretty shy. My case got dismissed, so I left…but I didn’t wanna leave you. You were pretty cute, but what are the chances of you even reading this?
Reply with what you were wearing ANDDD let me know what you were there for.
Occasionally I read the “missed connections” on craigslist for Poops n’ giggles. And I have to say Its kind of scary to think that just giving a guy eye contact makes them believe you’re interested in them, even in just a smile back. Guys you need to understand that there are just friendly people out there who are not giving you a signal by eye contact and smiles. If it’s a wink or I slap your butt… MAYBE, but these ads are downright creepy sounding and pre-verted.
With that said… I was in Walmart at noon and made eye contact with maybe the sexiest man I’ve ever seen! I had fallen off of the Barbie bike I was test driving… I was on my back… we locked eyes and you just kept walking……. I love you!