I didn’t know there was a such thing as a State Of The Union drinking game. If I did I apologize I forgot. I will not be participating because I will miss the speech tonight by Donald Trump. It’s bowling night.
Here’s how the game works you choose what team you want to be on. Red or Blue. Then listen for certain words that you have to drink to.
If you’re on the red team you have to listen for:
On the Blue team listen for:
Both team have to drink if Trump uses these words:
Shut Down, Tremendous, Billions, Russia or Putin, North Korea or Jung-un
Other words or sentences I think you should listen for are: many people say, winning like never before, believe me, believe me (2 shots here), losers, caravan, fake news, Democrats, Republicans, witch hunt, let me tell you, I’m not going to get into what I said, I won’t mention names but, something bad is happening, nobody’s been tougher, over run, I must leave all of my options open, frankly, I think I have great knowledge of, out of control, or repeats a sentence.
Don’t make a drinking game of the speech but, if you do Drink Responsibly. Here’s to bowling a 300 tonight. (2 shots here.)